What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:49
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
No go.
So they tried
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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